Helldiver450's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico 09]

WTF WAS THAT AT THE START????

What was up with the chocolate finger part?!??!?
THe song/animation/theme?!?!?! I closed it right away because it was so disturbing to me! I then deleted it from my history to make sure all records of its existence in my computer is completely erased. I even did a system restore to last month!
Extreme?

[Doctor's Visit]

WTF WHERE IS THE SHORT FILM?!?!?!

I'll just rate it nicely

[Shattered Heaven Act 3.1]

A prettyb good shot at anime!

I've gotta say, you are truly putting effort into this, despite not having 3D software like gunchest, and I know it's hard to make this without it!I'll give you a 9 for effort.
The only reason I took off a point is because you gotta improve the drawings. On anime, please do not use the paintbrush tool... only for little CLASS D cartoons like HTF or something basic that has to be constantly redrawn.

[I LIKE FOOD!!!]

Oh man I hope this pile of crap doesn't pollute

I hope this piece of crap doesn't pollute the front page... alot of garbage surprisingly makes it up there.I guess Fulp is giving too many people" a winning chance".....

[That's Fishing]

ROFL the ending part!

At first I thought he cared ut this was funny roflmao

grabbelfant responds:

Eskimo's never care

[Happy Cutie Bunny Easter!]

Well, here's the truth, "soft-hearted" Americans..

You people can watch people torn gut from limb in horror movies and enjoy it.
You people go to see fights at school for the spectation.
You guys won't watch a movie with no violence, it only scores if it has violence, notice?
But people try to act soft and sane because their threatening religions tell them to.
All religions say that if you behave soft and nice, you will be awarded with eternal life or some kind of nice reward.IF you take out the eternity-threat out, you'd be seeing killing and stealing constantly every day!
Yet people try to lie to their kids about the harsh reality of "what happened to Jesus" by making up a retarded story of an Easter Bunny...
Face it, none of it is real.
God died more than a million big bangs ago...His very atoms and molecules decomposed after a couple of billion years or so.
He made the first big bang between two universes, and now it's like a ballon held by the middle; compress one side, expand on the other...
So there are big bangs and big crunches happening.
A big crunch is the death of a universe by imploding after terminal expansion.
But as it deflates, it inflates the opposite universe to ours and the cycle repeates until they both stop moving and reach equilibrium and stay the same size on both sides, by then, our existences would be long gone...

BUT HERE'S the good news!
God probably made heaven outside these two universes in what I like to call "exo space" where heaven is not affected by the chaos happening in both universes.Our souls can be composed of anti matter and we can go faster than light by some sort of dark-matter based gravitational force and we could be dragged to heaven.

But here's the neutral news, heaven could not exist at all. Consider this thoroughly...

[N. Korea Rocket Victory !]

I am neutral of all countries.

I liked it lol. I found it funny and I am american. I'm not like most other idiots who find everything offensive. Sure I'd only say 9/11 was offlimits but everything else is okay. I'm friends with even the most unlikely people, even a Nazi! As long as my nazi friend has no plans of killing me I am okay.Iraqi friends, not all of them want to blow us up-just a few assholes...
But I'm cool with this too! Congrats on the satelie dude! ^_^
I see you're happy and you're getting a bit cocky but I'm alright. Grats :D

xtil responds:

All glory Kim Jong Il ! No Motherland Without You !

[Brainfeeder]

what is going on in your head?

I can't stand stoners taking front page for their garbage...
Nothing else less shameful to say...
The only thing I appreciate is the animation is fluent but other than that-get the fuck off the drugs...it's sickening to know that after all the wonderful animators way better than me put serious effort into their cartoons only to have a stoner's trash beat them to the front page- IT'S FUCKING SICKENING!

Rutger responds:

lol

I actually didn't really use drugs

[At Heaven's Gates]

BURN! SPEAR SWALLOWERS, BURN!

>:D that's how it should be done. Too bad heaven and hell don't exist. I'd love to go to hell with no gays over there.
Me and my friends would grab guns and play paintball with real bullets :D

[I Like Chinese!]

Ouch don't rate so negatively D:

Thanks man, I didn't take it offensively at all.
I found it pretty cute :D(no homo)
The song was catchy, good animation, and had creativity-something most NG flashes lack these days.